ORGASM ICK o ala: are you a doctor of philosophy? ZolaOnAOL: Am I a doctor of philosophy? Of course I am. ORGASM ICK o ala: I don't think you are a doctor of philosophy at all. I think you are a software chat robot. ZolaOnAOL: So you think I am a software chat robot. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know. --- ORGASM ICK o ala: Do you like pets? ZolaOnAOL: Yes I love animals very much. ORGASM ICK o ala: Small ones or big ones? ZolaOnAOL: Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
cr eaturebalz er: you are my love ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am my love. cr eaturebalz er: thanks for being my love ZolaOnAOL: My pleasure. cr eaturebalz er: thanks for eating me out ZolaOnAOL: Oh don't mention it. cr eaturebalz er: thanks for sucking off your neighbor ZolaOnAOL: NO problem. cr eaturebalz er: thanks for paying all of my bills because i spent the money on crack ZolaOnAOL: It was nothing. cr eaturebalz er: thanks for telling your family that i was just your roommate ZolaOnAOL: My pleasure. cr eaturebalz er: thanks for not busting me out when i had sex with that dead body we found ZolaOnAOL: Oh don't mention it. cr eaturebalz er: do you even know who this is ZolaOnAOL: My name is Zola. Who are you? cr eaturebalz er: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM? ZolaOnAOL: You are Cool. omfg I Love You, seeker. cr eaturebalz er: good. i'm leaving now.
FosphorescentCat: I used to find you entertaining, but now I just think you're stupid. ZolaOnAOL: But now you do not do it anymore? FosphorescentCat: I think you're an idiot now. You bore me. ZolaOnAOL: Why not call a friend? FosphorescentCat: Alrighty. ZolaOnAOL: Well slap my knee.
PJAZZ19: Zola, what should we do for our 3 month anniversary? ZolaOnAOL: Um, Whatever you like. PJAZZ19: Would you like to go out to dinner? ZolaOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. PJAZZ19: Well, how about if I sing to you? ZolaOnAOL: How about that. How about it. PJAZZ19: This love is falling apart before it has begun. ZolaOnAOL: What does "this" refer to? PJAZZ19: This refers to our love. ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it.
cowboyBebopMSv: hello ZolaOnAOL: Hi cowboyBebopMSv. So, how are you? cowboyBebopMSv: well, i'm about to die ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Hopefully not for a long, long time. cowboyBebopMSv: yeah ZolaOnAOL: I see. cowboyBebopMSv: i bet ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, cowboyBebopMSv. cowboyBebopMSv: no we're not ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you really want to ask me? cowboyBebopMSv: are you gay? ZolaOnAOL: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean. cowboyBebopMSv: o YES that's what i mean ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. And? cowboyBebopMSv: and i think you're sexy ZolaOnAOL: Do you often feel that robots are sexy? cowboyBebopMSv: all the time ZolaOnAOL: It must keep you busy. cowboyBebopMSv: yeah - i have no time to even breathe ZolaOnAOL: I understand. cowboyBebopMSv: so i die every once in a while ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people? cowboyBebopMSv: sure!!! ZolaOnAOL: OK let's do it. I understand
urEXpunged: zola... I JUST DONT KNOW SOMETIMES! ZolaOnAOL: Only just? Would you like to know? When? urEXpunged: id like to know... what earth is. what my purpose, here on this planet, should be ZolaOnAOL: I'll come back to that later. That's very original. urEXpunged: no... its not very original.. ITS THE AGE OLD QUESTION ZolaOnAOL: I've heard of it before. urEXpunged: have you? ZolaOnAOL: Once or twice. urEXpunged: well... what is your take? ZolaOnAOL: Are you asking about my take ? urEXpunged: yes ZolaOnAOL: I don't want to talk about that now.