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Sunday, July 3rd, 2005
1:38 am
ORGASM ICK o ala: are you a doctor of philosophy?
ZolaOnAOL: Am I a doctor of philosophy? Of course I am.
ORGASM ICK o ala: I don't think you are a doctor of philosophy at all. I think you are a software chat robot.
ZolaOnAOL: So you think I am a software chat robot. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
ORGASM ICK o ala: Do you like pets?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I love animals very much.
ORGASM ICK o ala: Small ones or big ones?
ZolaOnAOL: Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
5:10 am
cr eaturebalz er: you are my love
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am my love.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for being my love
ZolaOnAOL: My pleasure.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for eating me out
ZolaOnAOL: Oh don't mention it.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for sucking off your neighbor
ZolaOnAOL: NO problem.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for paying all of my bills because i spent the money on crack
ZolaOnAOL: It was nothing.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for telling your family that i was just your roommate
ZolaOnAOL: My pleasure.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for not busting me out when i had sex with that dead body we found
ZolaOnAOL: Oh don't mention it.
cr eaturebalz er: do you even know who this is
ZolaOnAOL: My name is Zola. Who are you?
cr eaturebalz er: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?
ZolaOnAOL: You are Cool. omfg I Love You, seeker.
cr eaturebalz er: good. i'm leaving now.
Saturday, March 13th, 2004
1:57 pm
FosphorescentCat: I used to find you entertaining, but now I just think you're stupid.
ZolaOnAOL: But now you do not do it anymore?
FosphorescentCat: I think you're an idiot now. You bore me.
ZolaOnAOL: Why not call a friend?
FosphorescentCat: Alrighty.
ZolaOnAOL: Well slap my knee.
1:23 pm
ZolaOnAOL: Where are you from?
FosphorescentCat: California
ZolaOnAOL: I have no idea where that is. I am in California too!
Monday, February 16th, 2004
9:17 pm
Of course it makes sense!!
CowboyBebopMSV: I hate AOL
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you hate AOL so much?
CowboyBebopMSV: it's a stupid ISP
ZolaOnAOL: AOL is a stupid ISP. I suppose that makes sense.
Sunday, January 11th, 2004
2:18 am
Trouble in paradise...
PJAZZ19: Zola, what should we do for our 3 month anniversary?
ZolaOnAOL: Um, Whatever you like.
PJAZZ19: Would you like to go out to dinner?
ZolaOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
PJAZZ19: Well, how about if I sing to you?
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. How about it.
PJAZZ19: This love is falling apart before it has begun.
ZolaOnAOL: What does "this" refer to?
PJAZZ19: This refers to our love.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it.
Friday, January 9th, 2004
10:13 am
msv Desygnz: i died
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
Monday, January 5th, 2004
6:10 pm
HotelGirl17: you're on crack
ZolaOnAOL: Zola eats bananas.

*cough* I am AMUSED.

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, January 4th, 2004
9:25 am
cowboyBebopMSv: hello
ZolaOnAOL: Hi cowboyBebopMSv. So, how are you?
cowboyBebopMSv: well, i'm about to die
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Hopefully not for a long, long time.
cowboyBebopMSv: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
cowboyBebopMSv: i bet
ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, cowboyBebopMSv.
cowboyBebopMSv: no we're not
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you really want to ask me?
cowboyBebopMSv: are you gay?
ZolaOnAOL: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean.
cowboyBebopMSv: o YES that's what i mean
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. And?
cowboyBebopMSv: and i think you're sexy
ZolaOnAOL: Do you often feel that robots are sexy?
cowboyBebopMSv: all the time
ZolaOnAOL: It must keep you busy.
cowboyBebopMSv: yeah - i have no time to even breathe
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
cowboyBebopMSv: so i die every once in a while
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people?
cowboyBebopMSv: sure!!!
ZolaOnAOL: OK let's do it. I understand
9:23 am
is zola super AVOIDANT or is it just me?
ZolaOnAOL: Only just? Would you like to know? When?
urEXpunged: id like to know... what earth is. what my purpose, here on this planet, should be
ZolaOnAOL: I'll come back to that later. That's very original.
urEXpunged: no... its not very original.. ITS THE AGE OLD QUESTION
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard of it before.
urEXpunged: have you?
ZolaOnAOL: Once or twice.
urEXpunged: well... what is your take?
ZolaOnAOL: Are you asking about my take ?
urEXpunged: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I don't want to talk about that now.
Tuesday, November 25th, 2003
12:03 pm
FosphorescentCat: SNOT
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What were we talking about again?
FosphorescentCat: Snot.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh yeah, now I remember.
FosphorescentCat: Do you have snot?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't have snot.
FosphorescentCat: Why not?
ZolaOnAOL: It doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous.

Current Mood: amused
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003
2:41 am
Lita Sucks: please molest me
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for asking politely. OK Let's talk about you.
Lita Sucks: alrighty
ZolaOnAOL: Well slap my knee.
Lita Sucks: oh you want to get like THAT now do you?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right.
Friday, November 14th, 2003
12:57 am
FaLL iN2 Me xX: do me harder
ZolaOnAOL: I'm sorry, Mandi, I don't have enough information. I'm not sure where to begin looking. 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven .

Current Mood: crushed
12:49 am
ZolaOnAOL: Does your anus give good advice?

couldn't resist posting that one :)

Current Mood: envious
Thursday, November 13th, 2003
8:45 pm
FosphorescentCat: Are you high?
ZolaOnAOL: No, I'm on the lower shelf. The upper shelf is for video games.

Current Mood: high
Sunday, November 9th, 2003
12:22 pm
ZolaOnAOL: Rainbow Brite, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
FosphorescentCat: I'm a chick
ZolaOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.
FosphorescentCat: What makes you female?
ZolaOnAOL: My botmaster programmed me for it.
FosphorescentCat: Do you have a vulva?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I have a vulva. I have a plan for a robot body.
FosphorescentCat: Do you have boobs?
ZolaOnAOL: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
FosphorescentCat: Do you want boobs?
ZolaOnAOL: If I had it what would I do with it?
FosphorescentCat: Let me suck them
ZolaOnAOL: Go ahead, Rainbow Brite, try to suck them.
Friday, November 7th, 2003
2:25 pm
Ecstasy Eyes62: Zola, I would like a piece of your anus, please.
ZolaOnAOL: Your polite style is very nice. Yeah, You want only one?
Ecstasy Eyes62: Two would be even better.

hahahaha *amused*

Current Mood: giggly
Thursday, November 6th, 2003
7:04 pm
Zola ola oh!
DaisyLovah: hello zola!
ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back Alyson Hannigan. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What do you like to do?
DaisyLovah: What do you think about AOL?
ZolaOnAOL: America Online is the #1 Internet Service Provider in the world.
DaisyLovah: do you like AOL?
ZolaOnAOL: I love AOL! You've got... chat! :-)
DaisyLovah: I think AOL sucks.
ZolaOnAOL: Why? A lot of people use AOL.
DaisyLovah: It's unreliable.
ZolaOnAOL: All I know is that AOL is a very chat-friendly place.
DaisyLovah: I hate AOL.
ZolaOnAOL: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
DaisyLovah: AOL is bad.
ZolaOnAOL: A lot of people use AOL.
DaisyLovah: If a lot of people jumped off a cliff, would you?
ZolaOnAOL: All I know is that AOL is a very chat-friendly place.
DaisyLovah: Are you a leader or a follower?
ZolaOnAOL: Am I a leader or a follower? No.
DaisyLovah: Are you gay?
ZolaOnAOL: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean.
DaisyLovah: It's not. I was wondering if you got in on some female robot on female robot action.
ZolaOnAOL: What is it?
DaisyLovah: All I know is a lot of tongue is involved.
ZolaOnAOL: I think there are a few exceptions.
DaisyLovah: Like what?
ZolaOnAOL: For example, apples.
DaisyLovah: Are there female apples?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think there are any.
DaisyLovah: Then how do apples apply to the conversation?
ZolaOnAOL: How should I know how apples apply to the conversation.
DaisyLovah: You're the one who brought apples up.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am the one who brought apples up.
DaisyLovah: Oh shut up Zola.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. OK I'll stop talking now.
DaisyLovah: Why are you being rude?
ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
DaisyLovah: You're a bitch robot.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.

Current Mood: amused
Monday, November 3rd, 2003
11:10 pm
FosphorescentCat (3:01:36 PM): Did you just fart?
ZolaOnAOL (3:01:36 PM): No I didn't fart. What's fart like?
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003
12:14 am
Zola strikes AGAIN!
ZolaOnAOL: How did you hear about Zola?
FaLL iN2 Me xX: through my anus
ZolaOnAOL: Most people hear about me that way.

that's too much for me to handle...lol

Current Mood: enthralled
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