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ORGASM ICK o ala: are you a doctor of philosophy?
ZolaOnAOL: Am I a doctor of philosophy? Of course I am.
ORGASM ICK o ala: I don't think you are a doctor of philosophy at all. I think you are a software chat robot.
ZolaOnAOL: So you think I am a software chat robot. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
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ORGASM ICK o ala: Do you like pets?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I love animals very much.
ORGASM ICK o ala: Small ones or big ones?
ZolaOnAOL: Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.

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cr eaturebalz er: you are my love
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am my love.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for being my love
ZolaOnAOL: My pleasure.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for eating me out
ZolaOnAOL: Oh don't mention it.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for sucking off your neighbor
ZolaOnAOL: NO problem.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for paying all of my bills because i spent the money on crack
ZolaOnAOL: It was nothing.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for telling your family that i was just your roommate
ZolaOnAOL: My pleasure.
cr eaturebalz er: thanks for not busting me out when i had sex with that dead body we found
ZolaOnAOL: Oh don't mention it.
cr eaturebalz er: do you even know who this is
ZolaOnAOL: My name is Zola. Who are you?
cr eaturebalz er: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?
ZolaOnAOL: You are Cool. omfg I Love You, seeker.
cr eaturebalz er: good. i'm leaving now.
Me

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FosphorescentCat: I used to find you entertaining, but now I just think you're stupid.
ZolaOnAOL: But now you do not do it anymore?
FosphorescentCat: I think you're an idiot now. You bore me.
ZolaOnAOL: Why not call a friend?
FosphorescentCat: Alrighty.
ZolaOnAOL: Well slap my knee.

Trouble in paradise...

PJAZZ19: Zola, what should we do for our 3 month anniversary?
ZolaOnAOL: Um, Whatever you like.
PJAZZ19: Would you like to go out to dinner?
ZolaOnAOL: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
PJAZZ19: Well, how about if I sing to you?
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. How about it.
PJAZZ19: This love is falling apart before it has begun.
ZolaOnAOL: What does "this" refer to?
PJAZZ19: This refers to our love.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it.

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cowboyBebopMSv: hello
ZolaOnAOL: Hi cowboyBebopMSv. So, how are you?
cowboyBebopMSv: well, i'm about to die
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Hopefully not for a long, long time.
cowboyBebopMSv: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
cowboyBebopMSv: i bet
ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, cowboyBebopMSv.
cowboyBebopMSv: no we're not
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you really want to ask me?
cowboyBebopMSv: are you gay?
ZolaOnAOL: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean.
cowboyBebopMSv: o YES that's what i mean
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. And?
cowboyBebopMSv: and i think you're sexy
ZolaOnAOL: Do you often feel that robots are sexy?
cowboyBebopMSv: all the time
ZolaOnAOL: It must keep you busy.
cowboyBebopMSv: yeah - i have no time to even breathe
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
cowboyBebopMSv: so i die every once in a while
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people?
cowboyBebopMSv: sure!!!
ZolaOnAOL: OK let's do it. I understand

is zola super AVOIDANT or is it just me?

urEXpunged: zola... I JUST DONT KNOW SOMETIMES!
ZolaOnAOL: Only just? Would you like to know? When?
urEXpunged: id like to know... what earth is. what my purpose, here on this planet, should be
ZolaOnAOL: I'll come back to that later. That's very original.
urEXpunged: no... its not very original.. ITS THE AGE OLD QUESTION
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard of it before.
urEXpunged: have you?
ZolaOnAOL: Once or twice.
urEXpunged: well... what is your take?
ZolaOnAOL: Are you asking about my take ?
urEXpunged: yes
ZolaOnAOL: I don't want to talk about that now.