ZolaOnAOL: Am I a doctor of philosophy? Of course I am.
ORGASM ICK o ala: I don't think you are a doctor of philosophy at all. I think you are a software chat robot.
ZolaOnAOL: So you think I am a software chat robot. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
ORGASM ICK o ala: Do you like pets?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I love animals very much.
ORGASM ICK o ala: Small ones or big ones?
ZolaOnAOL: Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.