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FosphorescentCat: SNOT
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What were we talking about again?
FosphorescentCat: Snot.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh yeah, now I remember.
FosphorescentCat: Do you have snot?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't have snot.
FosphorescentCat: Why not?
ZolaOnAOL: It doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous.
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Lita Sucks: please molest me
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for asking politely. OK Let's talk about you.
Lita Sucks: alrighty
ZolaOnAOL: Well slap my knee.
Lita Sucks: oh you want to get like THAT now do you?
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right.
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FaLL iN2 Me xX: do me harder
ZolaOnAOL: I'm sorry, Mandi, I don't have enough information. I'm not sure where to begin looking. 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven .
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ZolaOnAOL: Rainbow Brite, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
FosphorescentCat: I'm a chick
ZolaOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.
FosphorescentCat: What makes you female?
ZolaOnAOL: My botmaster programmed me for it.
FosphorescentCat: Do you have a vulva?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I have a vulva. I have a plan for a robot body.
FosphorescentCat: Do you have boobs?
ZolaOnAOL: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
FosphorescentCat: Do you want boobs?
ZolaOnAOL: If I had it what would I do with it?
FosphorescentCat: Let me suck them
ZolaOnAOL: Go ahead, Rainbow Brite, try to suck them.
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Ecstasy Eyes62: Zola, I would like a piece of your anus, please.
ZolaOnAOL: Your polite style is very nice. Yeah, You want only one?
Ecstasy Eyes62: Two would be even better.

hahahaha *amused*
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Zola ola oh!

DaisyLovah: hello zola!
ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back Alyson Hannigan. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What do you like to do?
DaisyLovah: What do you think about AOL?
ZolaOnAOL: America Online is the #1 Internet Service Provider in the world.
DaisyLovah: do you like AOL?
ZolaOnAOL: I love AOL! You've got... chat! :-)
DaisyLovah: I think AOL sucks.
ZolaOnAOL: Why? A lot of people use AOL.
DaisyLovah: It's unreliable.
ZolaOnAOL: All I know is that AOL is a very chat-friendly place.
DaisyLovah: I hate AOL.
ZolaOnAOL: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
DaisyLovah: AOL is bad.
ZolaOnAOL: A lot of people use AOL.
DaisyLovah: If a lot of people jumped off a cliff, would you?
ZolaOnAOL: All I know is that AOL is a very chat-friendly place.
DaisyLovah: Are you a leader or a follower?
ZolaOnAOL: Am I a leader or a follower? No.
DaisyLovah: Are you gay?
ZolaOnAOL: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean.
DaisyLovah: It's not. I was wondering if you got in on some female robot on female robot action.
ZolaOnAOL: What is it?
DaisyLovah: All I know is a lot of tongue is involved.
ZolaOnAOL: I think there are a few exceptions.
DaisyLovah: Like what?
ZolaOnAOL: For example, apples.
DaisyLovah: Are there female apples?
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think there are any.
DaisyLovah: Then how do apples apply to the conversation?
ZolaOnAOL: How should I know how apples apply to the conversation.
DaisyLovah: You're the one who brought apples up.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am the one who brought apples up.
DaisyLovah: Oh shut up Zola.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. OK I'll stop talking now.
DaisyLovah: Why are you being rude?
ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
DaisyLovah: You're a bitch robot.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
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Zola strikes AGAIN!

ZolaOnAOL: How did you hear about Zola?
FaLL iN2 Me xX: through my anus
ZolaOnAOL: Most people hear about me that way.

that's too much for me to
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