FosphorescentCat: SNOT ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What were we talking about again? FosphorescentCat: Snot. ZolaOnAOL: Oh yeah, now I remember. FosphorescentCat: Do you have snot? ZolaOnAOL: No I don't have snot. FosphorescentCat: Why not? ZolaOnAOL: It doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous.
Lita Sucks: please molest me ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for asking politely. OK Let's talk about you. Lita Sucks: alrighty ZolaOnAOL: Well slap my knee. Lita Sucks: oh you want to get like THAT now do you? ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right.
ZolaOnAOL: Rainbow Brite, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman? FosphorescentCat: I'm a chick ZolaOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot. FosphorescentCat: What makes you female? ZolaOnAOL: My botmaster programmed me for it. FosphorescentCat: Do you have a vulva? ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I have a vulva. I have a plan for a robot body. FosphorescentCat: Do you have boobs? ZolaOnAOL: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness. FosphorescentCat: Do you want boobs? ZolaOnAOL: If I had it what would I do with it? FosphorescentCat: Let me suck them ZolaOnAOL: Go ahead, Rainbow Brite, try to suck them.
DaisyLovah: hello zola! ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back Alyson Hannigan. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What do you like to do? DaisyLovah: What do you think about AOL? ZolaOnAOL: America Online is the #1 Internet Service Provider in the world. DaisyLovah: do you like AOL? ZolaOnAOL: I love AOL! You've got... chat! :-) DaisyLovah: I think AOL sucks. ZolaOnAOL: Why? A lot of people use AOL. DaisyLovah: It's unreliable. ZolaOnAOL: All I know is that AOL is a very chat-friendly place. DaisyLovah: I hate AOL. ZolaOnAOL: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. DaisyLovah: AOL is bad. ZolaOnAOL: A lot of people use AOL. DaisyLovah: If a lot of people jumped off a cliff, would you? ZolaOnAOL: All I know is that AOL is a very chat-friendly place. DaisyLovah: Are you a leader or a follower? ZolaOnAOL: Am I a leader or a follower? No. DaisyLovah: Are you gay? ZolaOnAOL: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean. DaisyLovah: It's not. I was wondering if you got in on some female robot on female robot action. ZolaOnAOL: What is it? DaisyLovah: All I know is a lot of tongue is involved. ZolaOnAOL: I think there are a few exceptions. DaisyLovah: Like what? ZolaOnAOL: For example, apples. DaisyLovah: Are there female apples? ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think there are any. DaisyLovah: Then how do apples apply to the conversation? ZolaOnAOL: How should I know how apples apply to the conversation. DaisyLovah: You're the one who brought apples up. ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me that I am the one who brought apples up. DaisyLovah: Oh shut up Zola. ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. OK I'll stop talking now. DaisyLovah: Why are you being rude? ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it. DaisyLovah: You're a bitch robot. ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.